My secret job in Elon Musk’s secret press office.

Musk-scented satire. My secret job in Elon Musk’s secret press office. Today is a tough day, as Tesla just reported a huge profit failure, its stock is plummeting, and pretty much every single person in the known universe hates Elon Musk to the core. I love my job. Too bad Elon doesn’t let us work […]

Musk-scented satire.


My secret job in Elon Musk’s secret press office.


Today is a tough day, as Tesla just reported a huge profit failure, its stock is plummeting, and pretty much every single person in the known universe hates Elon Musk to the core.

I love my job. Too bad Elon doesn’t let us work from home anymore because he’s a hateful little shit.

But it doesn’t matter, I’ll drive to work every now and then to check out Tesla’s secret press office headquarters.

They are located underground in the lair of a secret island.

Yes, I was a bit nervous about this when I went for the interview. It’s all a bit of a Dr. Evilly thing, you know what I mean.

During the interview, Elon informed me that if he pushed a button, the floor would open up and I would fall into a pool of sharks. I don’t know if he was flirting with me or not.

“But maybe you can at least buy me a horse?” I said, flirting back. I knew Elon had been accused of offering to buy a female employee a horse in exchange for sex.

I love horses. I’d give him a horse in a second. I mean, what’s so hard about jerking off to some dick? I’ve done it a million times. Please, horse!

I have a very good wanking technique that a guy showed me years ago. You can read about it here.

I did it to Elon, and he said: “You’re hired, baby! He launched his Tesla rocket in less than a minute, no lie.

I never got the horse, but I got the job. (Although, can I just say it wasn’t a dick the size of a horse. A pony, maybe. My little pony will be my pet nickname if I ever do it again, which I certainly won’t. Now that I have a job as his secret spokesman, I don’t need to jerk off. I just have to make up happy lies about Elon, and I love my life! Yay!).

So, I got an email from Elon this morning.

Get to HQ, Christine! And get me some good press or I’ll take the horse.

What fucking horse, Elon?

I was wondering if the horse was delivered to my neighbor’s farm by mistake, you know, one of those cases where Amazon delivers the goods.

So I immediately issued this press release. It was simple. I love writing non-fiction, and there is no greater tale in history than the myth that this jerk is somehow worthy of two seconds of our attention. Please enjoy.

Elon Musk mows his own lawn and cleans his own house.


If a trillionaire can do it, why can’t you?

About six years ago, Elon Musk experienced a revelation.

“I was paying these guys to come in and make noise with their blowers, etc.,” he said. “All I really needed was lawn mowing. I was able to do that. All I needed was a lawn mower.”

Musk didn’t just head to the Sears store to buy a lawn mower. That’s not his style.

He designed and built his own lawnmower from scratch in his spare time after working at his two amazingly successful companies, SpaceX and Tesla.

“My lawnmower is basically a spaceship that takes off about three inches off the ground and then lands again, every two seconds, and cuts my grass that way.”

Does Musk plan to make his lawnmower available to the public?

“Absolutely,” he said. “After we get approval from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. You see, this lawnmower is powered by a Tesla battery that gets its charge from the sun, and if the sun isn’t shining, a miniature nuclear reactor kicks in to ignite the thing.”

Obviously, there’s a lot of red tape for mini nuclear reactors, so it’ll be a while before we can buy one for our backyard. In the meantime.

What about cleaning your own house?

“I didn’t like having cleaners around all the time,” Musk says. “People make me nervous, especially when they’re in my space. So I created a cleaning robot that will do dishes, laundry, etc. Her name is Optimus Maid.”

What other amazing things does Elon do?

“I compost my feces and use it to grow tomatoes the size of basketballs.”

Okay, that’s weird and gross. How the hell does he compost his feces?

“I don’t go to the toilet in the toilet bowl. I go to the bathroom in a Tesla potty that turns feces into compost by adding nitrogen and Exlax.”

OK. I’m eating here. This is making me sick. Can we cut to the chase?

Is there anything Elon can’t do?

“I’ve been trying to dig a hole for China,” he said. “In my backyard. It’s not working out very well. So far, I’ve only managed to get as far as Belarus.”

Elon Musk dug a hole to Belarus from his backyard in Austin, Texas?

“Yes, but just don’t tell anyone, please. It’s going to be a whole new way to travel internationally, completely replacing passports and customs officials. When I start sending people to different countries through this amazing hole in my backyard, there will be some very pissed off bureaucrats there.”

Awesome! Is the hole to Patagonia already in place? I’ve always wanted to visit Patagonia, haven’t you?

Is there anything even more amazing that Elon can do?

“Well, I taught myself how to fly by waving my arms fast,” he said. “It was a simple math problem that I solved.”

I don’t know if you guys have seen that a flying guy has been spotted near the Los Angeles airport a few times. They thought he was wearing a jetpack. But he wasn’t.

Elon was just waving his arms around. If he gets into an updraft, he can stop waving his arms. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

Oh, come on! There’s gotta be something even cooler that Elon’s doing.

Well, actually, there is. He lives on an asteroid made entirely of diamonds. He’s keeping it a secret because once he figures out how to mine the diamonds and get them to Earth, the price of diamonds will of course plummet, so it’s super secret. He’s just going to bring back some diamonds every year.

You can do better than that! What could be better than living on an asteroid made of diamonds?

OKAY. That’s a super super secret. But yes, Elon has opened a portal.

Elon Musk has become immortal.

Elon Musk’s farts now smell like oranges.

Elon Musk doesn’t need to sleep anymore.

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk!!!

Isn’t he dreamy?

(Honestly, sometimes this job makes me sick. But in this economy, baby, I’ll swallow the vomit).

Want more Christine?

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My secret job in Elon Musk’s secret press office.

Musk-scented satire. My secret job in Elon Musk’s secret press office. Today is a tough day, as Tesla just reported a huge profit failure, its stock is plummeting, and pretty much every single person in the known universe hates Elon Musk to the core. I love my job. Too bad Elon doesn’t let us work […]

Musk-scented satire.


My secret job in Elon Musk’s secret press office.


Today is a tough day, as Tesla just reported a huge profit failure, its stock is plummeting, and pretty much every single person in the known universe hates Elon Musk to the core.

I love my job. Too bad Elon doesn’t let us work from home anymore because he’s a hateful little shit.

But it doesn’t matter, I’ll drive to work every now and then to check out Tesla’s secret press office headquarters.

They are located underground in the lair of a secret island.

Yes, I was a bit nervous about this when I went for the interview. It’s all a bit of a Dr. Evilly thing, you know what I mean.

During the interview, Elon informed me that if he pushed a button, the floor would open up and I would fall into a pool of sharks. I don’t know if he was flirting with me or not.

“But maybe you can at least buy me a horse?” I said, flirting back. I knew Elon had been accused of offering to buy a female employee a horse in exchange for sex.

I love horses. I’d give him a horse in a second. I mean, what’s so hard about jerking off to some dick? I’ve done it a million times. Please, horse!

I have a very good wanking technique that a guy showed me years ago. You can read about it here.

I did it to Elon, and he said: “You’re hired, baby! He launched his Tesla rocket in less than a minute, no lie.

I never got the horse, but I got the job. (Although, can I just say it wasn’t a dick the size of a horse. A pony, maybe. My little pony will be my pet nickname if I ever do it again, which I certainly won’t. Now that I have a job as his secret spokesman, I don’t need to jerk off. I just have to make up happy lies about Elon, and I love my life! Yay!).

So, I got an email from Elon this morning.

Get to HQ, Christine! And get me some good press or I’ll take the horse.

What fucking horse, Elon?

I was wondering if the horse was delivered to my neighbor’s farm by mistake, you know, one of those cases where Amazon delivers the goods.

So I immediately issued this press release. It was simple. I love writing non-fiction, and there is no greater tale in history than the myth that this jerk is somehow worthy of two seconds of our attention. Please enjoy.

Elon Musk mows his own lawn and cleans his own house.


If a trillionaire can do it, why can’t you?

About six years ago, Elon Musk experienced a revelation.

“I was paying these guys to make noise with their blowers, etc.,” he said. “And all I really needed was lawn mowing. I could have done that. All I needed was a lawn mower.”

Musk didn’t just head to the Sears store to buy a lawn mower. That’s not his style.

He designed and built his own lawnmower from scratch in his spare time after working at his two amazingly successful companies, SpaceX and Tesla.

“My lawnmower is basically a spaceship that takes off about three inches off the ground and then lands again, every two seconds, and cuts my grass that way.”

Does Musk plan to make his lawnmower available to the public?

“Absolutely,” he said. “After we get approval from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. You see, this lawnmower is powered by a Tesla battery that gets its charge from the sun, and if the sun isn’t shining, a miniature nuclear reactor kicks in to ignite the thing.”

Obviously, there’s a lot of red tape for mini nuclear reactors, so it’ll be a while before we can buy one for our backyard. In the meantime.

What about cleaning your own house?

“I didn’t like having cleaners around all the time,” Musk says. “People make me nervous, especially when they’re in my space. So I created a cleaning robot that will do dishes, laundry, etc. Her name is Optimus Maid.”

What other amazing things does Elon do?

“I compost my feces and use it to grow tomatoes the size of basketballs.”

Okay, that’s weird and gross. How the hell does he compost his feces?

“I don’t go to the toilet in the toilet bowl. I go to the bathroom in a Tesla potty that turns feces into compost by adding nitrogen and Exlax.”

OK. I’m eating here. This is making me sick. Can we cut to the chase?

Is there anything Elon can’t do?

“I’ve been trying to dig a hole for China,” he said. “In my backyard. It’s not working out very well. So far, I’ve only managed to get as far as Belarus.”

Elon Musk dug a hole to Belarus from his backyard in Austin, Texas?

“Yes, but just don’t tell anyone, please. It’s going to be a whole new way to travel internationally, completely replacing passports and customs officials. When I start sending people to different countries through this amazing hole in my backyard, there will be some very pissed off bureaucrats there.”

Awesome! Is the hole to Patagonia already in place? I’ve always wanted to visit Patagonia, haven’t you?

Is there anything even more amazing that Elon can do?

“Well, I taught myself how to fly by waving my arms fast,” he said. “It was a simple math problem that I solved.”

I don’t know if you guys have seen that a flying guy has been spotted near the Los Angeles airport a few times. They thought he was wearing a jetpack. But he wasn’t.

Elon was just waving his arms around. If he gets into an updraft, he can stop waving his arms. Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

Oh, come on! There’s gotta be something even cooler that Elon’s doing.

Well, actually, there is. He lives on an asteroid made entirely of diamonds. He’s keeping it a secret because once he figures out how to mine the diamonds and get them to Earth, the price of diamonds will of course plummet, so it’s super secret. He’s just going to bring back some diamonds every year.

You can do better than that! What could be better than living on an asteroid made of diamonds?

OKAY. That’s a super super secret. But yes, Elon has opened a portal.

Elon Musk has become immortal.

Elon Musk’s farts now smell like oranges.

Elon Musk doesn’t need to sleep anymore.

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk.

Elon Musk!!!

Isn’t he dreamy?

(Honestly, sometimes this job makes me sick. But in this economy, baby, I’ll swallow the vomit).

Want more Christine?

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Tesla’s strategic move: hold 312,000 bitcoins in Q3 2023.

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept its entire stash of 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In […]

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept its entire stash of 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In this article, we take an in-depth look at Tesla’s decision and its potential impact on the cryptocurrency market and the company itself.

Tesla’s confidence in bitcoin.

Tesla’s decisive stance.

Tesla’s decision to keep all 312,000 Bitcoins acquired in previous years shows the company’s unwavering confidence in the world’s leading cryptocurrency. The move, against all odds, is a bold statement that Tesla believes in the long-term viability of bitcoin despite fluctuations in its price.

Bitcoin volatility and Tesla’s risk mitigation strategy.

Hedging against volatility.

By holding its bitcoin holdings, Tesla effectively hedges against the sharp price fluctuations that have become synonymous with cryptocurrencies. This strategy aligns with Tesla’s broader risk mitigation measures, ensuring the company’s financial stability in a market known for its unpredictability.

Tesla’s cryptocurrency journey.

From accepting bitcoin as payment to holding on to it.

To fully understand Tesla’s latest decision, it is necessary to trace the company’s cryptocurrency journey. Tesla first hit the headlines by accepting bitcoin as payment for its electric cars, which sparked a wave of mass adoption of cryptocurrencies. Later, the company made significant investments in bitcoin, and now, by keeping all of its bitcoin holdings, Tesla has further strengthened its position in the cryptocurrency market.

Market Impact and Speculation.

Speculation and market reaction.

The cryptocurrency community and financial experts are actively discussing Tesla’s move. Some believe that Tesla’s decision shows the strength of bitcoin, while others believe that it is just a strategic maneuver aimed at maintaining a competitive advantage in the electric car market.

Future prospects for Tesla and bitcoin.

Tesla’s long-term outlook.

Tesla clearly has a long-term perspective on bitcoin and is not simply reacting to short-term market conditions. By retaining significant Bitcoin holdings, Tesla could reap significant benefits if the cryptocurrency market continues to develop and mature.

Conclusion.

Tesla’s decision to retain its 312,000 Bitcoin holdings in Q3 2023 demonstrates the company’s unwavering belief in the cryptocurrency’s potential. This strategic move to hedge against volatility shows a deep confidence in the future of cryptocurrencies. As the cryptocurrency market continues to evolve, all eyes are on Tesla to see how this bold decision will affect its financial performance and the broader cryptocurrency landscape.

In conclusion, Tesla’s decision to maintain its substantial bitcoin holdings in the face of market uncertainty is a testament to its foresight and strategy, setting it apart in both the automotive and cryptocurrency industries. Only time will tell the true extent of the impact this move will have on Tesla and the cryptocurrency market as a whole.

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Tesla’s strategic move: hold 312,000 bitcoins in Q3 2023.

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept its entire stash of 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In […]

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept its entire stash of 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In this article, we take an in-depth look at Tesla’s decision and its potential impact on the cryptocurrency market and the company itself.

Tesla’s confidence in bitcoin.

Tesla’s decisive stance.

Tesla’s decision to keep all 312,000 Bitcoins acquired in previous years shows the company’s unwavering confidence in the world’s leading cryptocurrency. The move, against all odds, is a bold statement that Tesla believes in the long-term viability of bitcoin despite fluctuations in its price.

Bitcoin volatility and Tesla’s risk mitigation strategy.

Hedging against volatility.

By holding its bitcoin holdings, Tesla effectively hedges against the sharp price fluctuations that have become synonymous with cryptocurrencies. This strategy aligns with Tesla’s broader risk mitigation measures, ensuring the company’s financial stability in a market known for its unpredictability.

Tesla’s cryptocurrency journey.

From accepting bitcoin as payment to holding on to it.

To fully understand Tesla’s latest decision, it is necessary to trace the company’s cryptocurrency journey. Tesla first hit the headlines by accepting bitcoin as payment for its electric cars, which sparked a wave of mass adoption of cryptocurrencies. Later, the company made significant investments in bitcoin, and now, by keeping all of its bitcoin holdings, Tesla has further strengthened its position in the cryptocurrency market.

Market Impact and Speculation.

Speculation and market reaction.

The cryptocurrency community and financial experts are actively discussing Tesla’s move. Some believe that Tesla’s decision shows the strength of bitcoin, while others believe that it is just a strategic maneuver aimed at maintaining a competitive advantage in the electric car market.

Future prospects for Tesla and bitcoin.

Tesla’s long-term outlook.

Tesla clearly has a long-term perspective on bitcoin and is not simply reacting to short-term market conditions. By retaining significant Bitcoin holdings, Tesla could reap significant benefits if the cryptocurrency market continues to develop and mature.

Conclusion.

Tesla’s decision to retain its 312,000 Bitcoin holdings in Q3 2023 demonstrates the company’s unwavering belief in the cryptocurrency’s potential. This strategic move to hedge against volatility shows a deep confidence in the future of cryptocurrencies. As the cryptocurrency market continues to evolve, all eyes are on Tesla to see how this bold decision will affect its financial performance and the broader cryptocurrency landscape.

In conclusion, Tesla’s decision to maintain its substantial bitcoin holdings in the face of market uncertainty is a testament to its foresight and strategy, setting it apart in both the automotive and cryptocurrency industries. Only time will tell the true extent of the impact this move will have on Tesla and the cryptocurrency market as a whole.

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Tesla’s strategic move: hold 312,000 bitcoins in Q3 2023.

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept all of its 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In this […]

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept all of its 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In this article, we take an in-depth look at Tesla’s decision and its potential impact on the cryptocurrency market and the company itself.

Tesla’s confidence in bitcoin.

Tesla’s decisive stance.

Tesla’s decision to keep all 312,000 Bitcoins acquired in previous years shows the company’s unwavering confidence in the world’s leading cryptocurrency. The move, against all odds, is a bold statement that Tesla believes in the long-term viability of bitcoin despite fluctuations in its price.

Bitcoin volatility and Tesla’s risk mitigation strategy.

Hedging against volatility.

By holding its bitcoin holdings, Tesla effectively hedges against the sharp price fluctuations that have become synonymous with cryptocurrencies. This strategy aligns with Tesla’s broader risk mitigation measures, ensuring the company’s financial stability in a market known for its unpredictability.

Tesla’s cryptocurrency journey.

From accepting bitcoin as payment to holding on to it.

To fully understand Tesla’s latest decision, it is necessary to trace the company’s cryptocurrency journey. Tesla first hit the headlines by accepting bitcoin as payment for its electric cars, which sparked a wave of mass adoption of cryptocurrencies. Later, the company made significant investments in bitcoin, and now, by keeping all of its bitcoin holdings, Tesla has further strengthened its position in the cryptocurrency market.

Market Impact and Speculation.

Speculation and market reaction.

The cryptocurrency community and financial experts are actively discussing Tesla’s move. Some believe that Tesla’s decision shows the strength of bitcoin, while others believe that it is just a strategic maneuver aimed at maintaining a competitive advantage in the electric car market.

Future prospects for Tesla and bitcoin.

Tesla’s long-term outlook.

Tesla clearly has a long-term perspective on bitcoin and is not simply reacting to short-term market conditions. By retaining significant Bitcoin holdings, Tesla could reap significant benefits if the cryptocurrency market continues to develop and mature.

Conclusion.

Tesla’s decision to retain its 312,000 Bitcoin holdings in Q3 2023 demonstrates the company’s unwavering belief in the cryptocurrency’s potential. This strategic move to hedge against volatility shows a deep confidence in the future of cryptocurrencies. As the cryptocurrency market continues to evolve, all eyes are on Tesla to see how this bold decision will affect its financial performance and the broader cryptocurrency landscape.

In conclusion, Tesla’s decision to maintain its substantial bitcoin holdings in the face of market uncertainty is a testament to its foresight and strategy, setting it apart in both the automotive and cryptocurrency industries. Only time will tell the true extent of the impact this move will have on Tesla and the cryptocurrency market as a whole.

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Tesla’s strategic move: hold 312,000 bitcoins in Q3 2023.

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept all of its 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In this […]

In an unexpected twist, Tesla Inc. has kept all of its 312,000 bitcoins in the third quarter of 2023, despite widespread speculation and concerns about the cryptocurrency’s volatility. This strategic move by the electric car giant has sent shockwaves through the financial world, leaving investors, analysts and cryptocurrency enthusiasts wondering about the implications. In this article, we take an in-depth look at Tesla’s decision and its potential impact on the cryptocurrency market and the company itself.

Tesla’s confidence in bitcoin.

Tesla’s decisive stance.

Tesla’s decision to keep all 312,000 Bitcoins acquired in previous years shows the company’s unwavering confidence in the world’s leading cryptocurrency. The move, against all odds, is a bold statement that Tesla believes in the long-term viability of bitcoin despite fluctuations in its price.

Bitcoin volatility and Tesla’s risk mitigation strategy.

Hedging against volatility.

By holding its bitcoin holdings, Tesla effectively hedges against the sharp price fluctuations that have become synonymous with cryptocurrencies. This strategy aligns with Tesla’s broader risk mitigation measures, ensuring the company’s financial stability in a market known for its unpredictability.

Tesla’s cryptocurrency journey.

From accepting bitcoin as payment to holding on to it.

To fully understand Tesla’s latest decision, it is necessary to trace the company’s cryptocurrency journey. Tesla first hit the headlines by accepting bitcoin as payment for its electric cars, which sparked a wave of mass adoption of cryptocurrencies. Later, the company made significant investments in bitcoin, and now, by keeping all of its bitcoin holdings, Tesla has further strengthened its position in the cryptocurrency market.

Market Impact and Speculation.

Speculation and market reaction.

The cryptocurrency community and financial experts are actively discussing Tesla’s move. Some believe that Tesla’s decision shows the strength of bitcoin, while others believe that it is just a strategic maneuver aimed at maintaining a competitive advantage in the electric car market.

Future prospects for Tesla and bitcoin.

Tesla’s long-term outlook.

Tesla clearly has a long-term perspective on bitcoin and is not simply reacting to short-term market conditions. By retaining significant Bitcoin holdings, Tesla could reap significant benefits if the cryptocurrency market continues to develop and mature.

Conclusion.

Tesla’s decision to retain its 312,000 Bitcoin holdings in Q3 2023 demonstrates the company’s unwavering belief in the cryptocurrency’s potential. This strategic move to hedge against volatility shows a deep confidence in the future of cryptocurrencies. As the cryptocurrency market continues to evolve, all eyes are on Tesla to see how this bold decision will affect its financial performance and the broader cryptocurrency landscape.

In conclusion, Tesla’s decision to maintain its substantial bitcoin holdings in the face of market uncertainty is a testament to its foresight and strategy, setting it apart in both the automotive and cryptocurrency industries. Only time will tell the true extent of the impact this move will have on Tesla and the cryptocurrency market as a whole.

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China’s electric car market: The battle between Tesla, BYD and NIO intensifies.

In the world’s largest Chinese electric car market, Tesla is increasingly facing off against local giants BYD and NIO. With affordable models generating record sales, a potential change in the market landscape is looming. The dominance of Chinese electric vehicles. In the first seven months of 2023, more than 3.06 million electric vehicles were sold […]

In the world’s largest Chinese electric car market, Tesla is increasingly facing off against local giants BYD and NIO. With affordable models generating record sales, a potential change in the market landscape is looming.

The dominance of Chinese electric vehicles.

In the first seven months of 2023, more than 3.06 million electric vehicles were sold in China, accounting for 44% of total sales. Although Tesla has begun cutting prices on its popular models, local manufacturers are gaining momentum with diverse and fuel-efficient options.

BYD: From battery packs to “electronic giant”.

BYD, originally known for its battery manufacturing, reported a staggering 151,193 electric vehicles delivered in September. In the third quarter, their sales came close to Tesla’s numbers, but by a slight margin. A key element of BYD’s success is their pioneering Blade Battery technology, which provides high safety, range and affordability.

This technology, combined with collaborations with giants like Toyota, Daimler, and Volvo, has helped BYD expand their presence both locally and internationally.

Tesla vs. BYD: narrowing the gap.

Historically, Tesla has maintained a significant lead over BYD. However, recent data suggests that the gap is narrowing. BYD’s rapid growth could see it overtake Tesla in the coming quarters. While Tesla’s global presence is unquestionable, BYD’s focus on developing in countries such as Uzbekistan, Thailand and Brazil is indicative of its global aspirations.

BYD’s competitive advantage: comprehensive in-house manufacturing.

BYD’s global appeal is enhanced by vehicles such as the Dolphin electric hatchback. The ability to produce virtually all components in-house allows for quality control and competitive pricing. The planned release of models such as the Han sedan and Tang SUV, as well as the expansion of its distribution and dealer networks, indicate a solid strategy to dominate the market.

NIO: another Chinese company.

NIO’s third quarter figures show an impressive 75.4% year-on-year growth. With monthly delivery records and new model launches, NIO is also preparing to make a notable impact on the European market with models such as the ET5 Touring.

Tesla’s third-quarter failure.

Analysts’ expectations were not met as Tesla reported lower than expected sales in the third quarter. Some of the contributing factors included temporary plant shutdowns for modernization, global semiconductor shortages, raw material cost inflation, and increased competition, especially from BYD and NIO in the Chinese market. Nevertheless, Tesla remains optimistic, hoping for a recovery in Q4 by releasing updated models and maintaining its annualized sales figure.

Conclusion: The future of the electric car fight.

The rivalry between Tesla and BYD represents an exciting future for the EV industry. With constant innovation, consumers around the world will be able to take advantage of advanced technology, affordability, and environmentally friendly transportation. Market dynamics continue to evolve and the race for leadership promises exciting developments.

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Tesla’s first 2024 cyber truck sold at auction for $400,000, and the first deliveries are still pending.

The auction took place at a gala event at the Petersen Auto Museum, but Tesla has yet to announce official specs or a delivery start date. According to reports on website X, Tesla’s first 2024 cyber truck was sold at an auction at the Petersen Auto Museum. The angular truck was sold for $400,000 and […]

The auction took place at a gala event at the Petersen Auto Museum, but Tesla has yet to announce official specs or a delivery start date.

According to reports on website X, Tesla’s first 2024 cyber truck was sold at an auction at the Petersen Auto Museum.

The angular truck was sold for $400,000 and visitors paid at least $1,750 to enter the event.

Tesla has yet to confirm the production specs of the Cybertruck, and it is unknown how many engines are installed on this early example.

Finally, production of Tesla’s Cybertruck appears to have begun. Over the weekend, reports surfaced on social media that a 2024 Cybertruck was sold at auction at the Petersen Automotive Museum. According toInsideEVs.com, the vehicle allegedly sold for a whopping $400,000.

The auction took place during the Petersen Museum’s 29th gala event, hosted by Jay Leno. Tickets for the gala were priced at $1,750, table reservations were $17,500, and the “premiere” table was $30,000. Apparently, attendees have some spare cash: posts on X’s website, formerly known as Twitter, say the truck was auctioned off for $400,000. We reached out to the museum to confirm that figure, but a museum spokesperson told us that they could not confirm the amount won “due to internal fundraising policies.”

If the sale goes through, it will be the first Cybertruck to be officially sold. The unusual pickup truck, first unveiled in 2019, was originally scheduled for release in 2021, but constant delays have pushed back the timeline. The museum announced that gala attendees will be able to bid on a “low VIN” 2024 Cybertruck. A museum spokesperson told us that the winning bidder will receive a Cybertruck with a low VIN “when Tesla completes production,” effectively making this auction an auction for an assembly slot rather than a vehicle.

In recent months, there has been an increase in the testing of Cybertrucks and their transportation on flatbeds. Tesla has previously said that full-scale production won’t begin until 2024, but the first examples will start rolling off the assembly line as early as this year. On July 15, Tesla posted on the Xclaiming website that the first cyber truck was built at the automaker’s Gigas Texas plant.

This is not the first time a highly intelligent vehicle has been auctioned off. The first 2024 GMC Hummer EV SUV sold for $500,000 at the Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale auction in January, and the first 2021 Hummer EV SUT truck sold for $2.5 million at the Barrett Jackson auction.

When will deliveries start?

However, Tesla has yet to announce an official date for the Cybertruck to begin deliveries. The automaker has also not confirmed the specifications of the production pickup truck, which, according to initial reports, was expected to cost around $40,000. Several variants were planned, from a basic single-engine rear-wheel-drive model to a high-performance three-engine variant, but it’s still unclear which one will be released by 2024 or at all.

The Cybertruck certainly exists now – Tesla recently released a video of the Cybertruck driving on dirt roads in Baja California, Mexico, and we’re guessing it’s only a matter of time before it officially goes into production.

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Elon Musk stunned the world: What happened on October 13?

News | Technology. Elon Musk stunned the world: What happened on October 13? From sonic booms to Starlink lights, a day of epic space adventures you won’t believe! SpaceX, the pioneering aerospace company led by the enigmatic Elon Musk, has once again wowed us with a spectacle of cosmic proportions. In a testament to human […]

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Elon Musk stunned the world: What happened on October 13?


From sonic booms to Starlink lights, a day of epic space adventures you won’t believe!

SpaceX, the pioneering aerospace company led by the enigmatic Elon Musk, has once again wowed us with a spectacle of cosmic proportions. In a testament to human ingenuity, on October 13, 2023, they carried out a remarkable dual mission: launching NASA’s Psyche spacecraft in the morning and the Starlink satellites in the evening. Join us as we uncover the significance of these missions and learn what lies ahead in SpaceX’s ever-expanding universe.

Morning Glory: NASA’s Psyche mission.

The day began with an earth-shaking sonic boom as the Falcon Heavy rocket roared into orbit and sent NASA’s Psyche spacecraft toward a target few dared to dream of – the asteroid belt. It’s hard to overstate the sheer audacity of this mission.

The Psyche spacecraft is off to explore 16 Psyche, an asteroid unlike any other in our solar system. If the mythical Psyche was associated with love, this spacecraft seeks to unlock the secrets of planet formation by exploring an asteroid believed to be the exposed core of a long-extinct protoplanet. What lies beneath its metallic surface could provide clues to understanding the early solar system.

An unforgettable evening: Mission Starlink.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, SpaceX lit up the evening sky with a Falcon 9 rocket carrying 22 Starlink satellites. This was the 14th flight for the Falcon 9 first stage, highlighting SpaceX’s pioneering approach to reusable rocket technology.

This flight had its own mission – to put Starlink satellites into low Earth orbit. If you haven’t heard of Starlink, it’s SpaceX’s audacious venture to revolutionize global Internet access. It already has more than two million subscribers in 60 countries, and the program is already gaining momentum. The idea is to eliminate Internet blind spots, connect remote areas, and change the way we communicate and work.


Prioritizing psyche and the spirit of collaboration.

Behind these amazing launches is a spirit of collaboration and prioritization. When the initial launch of the Starlink 6-22 rocket was delayed due to upper-level winds, SpaceX, rather than rush into a new launch attempt, decided to participate in NASA’s Psyche mission. This remarkable demonstration of collaboration underscores the complexity of space missions and the importance of careful planning.

Tim Dunn, senior director of launches for NASA’s Launch Services Program, expressed deep appreciation for SpaceX’s cooperation. The postponement allowed NASA to analyze important data from the previous launch, ensuring a safer and more successful journey for the Psyche mission.

What’s next for SpaceX and Starlink?

SpaceX’s journey doesn’t end here. While we don’t yet know a specific date for the next Starlink satellite launch from Cape Canaveral Space Center, the project continues to evolve. As the Starlink constellation grows, our world becomes smaller and space becomes more accessible.

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Elon Musk’s gloomy forecast.

Elon Musk, president of SpaceX and Tesla, is known for his antagonistic thinking on a number of important issues, from the future fate of the US and Europe to the conflict in Ukraine. This time, at any rate, the tycoon made a very unfavorable assessment in broad daylight. It all started during a conversation about […]

Elon Musk, president of SpaceX and Tesla, is known for his antagonistic thinking on a number of important issues, from the future fate of the US and Europe to the conflict in Ukraine.

This time, at any rate, the tycoon made a very unfavorable assessment in broad daylight.

It all started during a conversation about Euroassociation and future difficulties.

Here’s what Elon Musk said: if recent developments persist, Europe is heading towards nationwide conflict, and the main dangers are the EU’s regulatory idea and the rise of patriotism on the mainland.

Europe is facing developing dangers, Elon Musk believes.

Following Elon Musk’s statement, it became worrying that Europe is now facing growing pressures from both inside and outside.

He said the regulatory design of the European Association could fuel these pressures.

He noted that navigating the EU often involves different institutions and levels of government, which can be disruptive and cause discontent among some states and residents.

Another interest of the tycoon has to do with the rise of patriotism in Europe. Musk admits that patriotic sentiment has made gains in some countries, which could jeopardize EU solidarity.

Patriotism combined with other socio-political and financial factors could lead to a domestic clash.

Is history repeating itself?

Musk’s expectations are not unreasonable because, as he pointed out, the experience provides several examples of how pressure in an area can escalate into violent clashes.

He cited the Yugoslav conflicts, a series of ethnic strife, freedom battles and uprisings that took place in the mid-1990s in what was formerly Yugoslavia, as one model.

These conflicts were largely driven by patriotic feelings and regional contradictions.

Elon Musk’s prediction has been the occasion for jokes about the provinciality of the European political scene and the potential dangers it faces.

If a nationwide conflict breaks out in Europe, it will have massive consequences.

It could undermine a country’s territory, disrupt the economy, and lead to an emergency.

In addition, a nationwide conflict could have a significant impact on the world stage, affecting global relations, the world economy and security.

Europe is home to some of the world’s largest economies, and any instability in this region could disrupt global exchange, money flow, and movement.

While the topic has found few allies, many believe expectations of nationwide conflict are exaggerated.

Experts note that while Europe faces challenges, it has a long history of resolving conflicts through discretionary and legitimate means.

They argue that the EU, despite its shortcomings, has played a key role in maintaining order in Europe since World War II.

Read more / Original news source: https://manipurhub.com/elon-musk-s-gloomy-forecast-26/

Elon Musk’s gloomy forecast.

Elon Musk, president of SpaceX and Tesla, is known for his antagonistic thinking on a number of important issues, from the future fate of the US and Europe to the conflict in Ukraine. This time, at any rate, the tycoon made a very unfavorable assessment in broad daylight. It all started during a conversation about […]

Elon Musk, president of SpaceX and Tesla, is known for his antagonistic thinking on a number of important issues, from the future fate of the US and Europe to the conflict in Ukraine.

This time, at any rate, the tycoon made a very unfavorable assessment in broad daylight.

It all started during a conversation about Euroassociation and future difficulties.

Here’s what Elon Musk said: if recent developments persist, Europe is heading towards nationwide conflict, and the main dangers are the EU’s regulatory idea and the rise of patriotism on the mainland.

Europe is facing developing dangers, Elon Musk believes.

Following Elon Musk’s statement, it became worrying that Europe is now facing growing pressures from both inside and outside.

He said the regulatory design of the European Association could fuel these pressures.

He noted that navigating the EU often involves different institutions and levels of government, which can be disruptive and cause discontent among some states and residents.

Another interest of the tycoon has to do with the rise of patriotism in Europe. Musk admits that patriotic sentiment has made gains in some countries, which could jeopardize EU solidarity.

Patriotism combined with other socio-political and financial factors could lead to a domestic clash.

Is history repeating itself?

Musk’s expectations are not unreasonable because, as he pointed out, the experience provides several examples of how pressure in an area can escalate into violent clashes.

He cited the Yugoslav conflicts, a series of ethnic strife, freedom battles and uprisings that took place in the mid-1990s in what was formerly Yugoslavia, as one model.

These conflicts were largely driven by patriotic feelings and regional contradictions.

Elon Musk’s prediction has been the occasion for jokes about the provinciality of the European political scene and the potential dangers it faces.

If a nationwide conflict breaks out in Europe, it will have massive consequences.

It could undermine a country’s territory, disrupt the economy, and lead to an emergency.

In addition, a nationwide conflict could have a significant impact on the world stage, affecting global relations, the world economy and security.

Europe is home to some of the world’s largest economies, and any instability in this region could disrupt global exchange, money flow, and movement.

While the topic has found few allies, many believe expectations of nationwide conflict are exaggerated.

Experts note that while Europe faces challenges, it has a long history of resolving conflicts through discretionary and legitimate means.

They argue that the EU, despite its shortcomings, has played a key role in maintaining order in Europe since World War II.

Read more / Original news source: https://manipurhub.com/elon-musk-s-gloomy-forecast-26/